Austin Traffic
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- The best thing about Austin I-35 traffic is that all the wrecks happen at low speed.
- Austin traffic is always a good excuse for being late to work.
- Never drive in Austin with diarrhea. You're not going to make it.
- "I found a job I really loved but I quit." --> "Why?" --> "It's in downtown Austin."
- My kids finished an entire game of monopoly on our way to the grocery store.
- Having a good day and want to screw it up?
- Where joggers challenge cars to races and win.
- I once ate road kill during a UT home game.
- My ex made me mad, so I made her walk. She walked beside the car for the next hour yelling at me.
- I safely took a nap on my drive home from work.
- That's when I call my mother-in-law because I know I'll be mad anyway. Might as well kill two birds with one stone.